Even though my brother prevented me from cumming, I got a real dick

Not Wylsacom's review of an iPhone and an employee's juicy pussy

I'm so tired of not getting hit on by a guy that I'm going to take the initiative myself

"Jump on my dick, and then I'll help you with your quest in The Witcher."

Didn't let me play The Witcher — took the keyboard and sat on top of it

Picked up a hottie from an unloved job and got sex in gratitude

Hillbilly slut agreed to have sex for only $1

Finally my girlfriend woke up in a good mood

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

Loly Lips even let me touch her tits so I wouldn't watch porn

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

And if I show you my boobs, will you get off these stupid streams?

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

Chose games over sex? Find a different approach — from under the covers

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Blew the guy's mind on the first day of self-isolation, but at least she sucked

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test